Brooksie Brees was born on a former plantation/turned hospital/turned white-collar prison along the Mighty Mississippi. As soon as she could walk, she RAN to the only city weird enough to understand her, New Orleans. She would wander the streets and play baseball with the boys until she was discovered by some nuns and dragged off to charm school to become a "lady."

When not tending to les bébés of l’hôpital pour enfants, Mademoiselle Colette spends her nights sipping savory cocktails and raising her skirt in a frenzy on the dance floor. While she calls La Nouvelle-Orléans her forever home, she indulges in thrilling trips to exotic lands. She always ends back up in her beloved Mid-City to be with Sophie, her regal King Charles Cavalier.

Colonel Pippi is the daughter of a USO performer and the king of a cannibal island. She carries herself with the same unique combo of fierceness and spunkiness as her true spirit animal, the tiny dog. When Colonel Pippi grows up, she would like to be a mermaid.

Doc Le Coeur grew up a European Gypsy child who often hid out in libraries on cold nights, perusing texts on subjects such as ancient healing arts and world religions. During her adolescence, she discovered the Jewish belief that there is nothing so whole as a broken heart. She has since made it her life's work to make as many men "whole" as possible, breaking numerous hearts along the way.

Here is Electric Sugar! Dropped down from a thundercloud, she has been raining her psychedelic sugar down on New Orleans for years. She can also make a mean spaghetti sauce and do your taxes!

Born into this life in the land of bourbon and horses, Fia Nyx was a fiery vixen from an early age. Weaned from her mother’s breast on a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle, she soon spread her wings and danced down the Mississippi looking for a good time. She is known to scour the darkest corners of New Orleans, looking for like-minded souls to make the night a little brighter, often leaving a trail of dirt, glitter, and rhinestones in her fiery wake.

K La Boo was found drifting over the swamp in Houma, Louisiana in search of something tasty to eat. She has since resettled into a shotgun with several musical instruments, too many cats, and more books than a single person should have. She loves glimpsing into the future even when it's so cloudy, it's the past.

Kitty Kitty is a darling petite firecracker from parts unknown. This hellcat affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of charm. Not recommended for beginners.

Luna La Fleur hails from a magical moonlit lake in a sylvan woodland. When she's not frolicking with the fairies at midnight, she's swinging to the Charleston at mansion parties hosted by millionaires. Her favorite drink is champagne with St. Germaine, and she will never turn down a slice of wedding cake.

Fleeing the political upheaval of the Balkan region, Princess Paprika Dream (36th in line for the throne) waltzed her way across Europe, stopping incognito in Paris to apprentice in kitchens of renown. She eventually made her way to New York, becoming a psychoanalyst and noted expert on all things foodie. Paprika’s wanderlust, and the paranoid fantasies of her Yugoslav assassin patient, brought her to the sultry town of New Orleans where she helps university students get their groove back and serves up goulash, palacinky and coq au vin.

Peppermint Pony is known amongst forest friends for her playful and gentle nature. Once spotted galloping far away lands, this creature now rests her hooves in her own Peppermint Kingdom. Care to visit? She keeps the kingdom doors open to those seeking both a hot 'n minty experience.

PrinCec Vodka-Fraise leapt from a small asteroid lost in space to share her pink-candy drink with the people in hot Louisiana. Be careful, the potion seems sweet, but its’ effects are crazy. You will have sparkles in your eyes, fire in your veins, and funky dance moves in your feet until the end of the night!

Raven Tresses is as dark and mysterious as her jet black hair and there’s a lot of secrets behind those piercing black eyes. There is one thing this New Orleans girl is not secretive about - as much as she loves her hometown, she left her heart in Memphis, where her love of Elvis reigns supreme! Her love of song and dance obviously comes from years of watching the King swing those hips while belting out those tunes!

Sassy Sparkles enjoys spreading the sparkle around the Big Easy....from her happy go lucky attitude, to her effervescent smile...but watch out....she'll sometimes throw out a side of sass with that sparkle.

Zelda is the daughter of Count Stanniswald Ashkenazy, a Viennese immigrant, and his French-Irish scullery maid Molly Adele. They eloped to New Orleans, where Zelda grew up in a shuttered Bayou Road mansion dancing to the phonograph and her mother’s accordion. When she absolutely must stop dancing, she dons her schoolmarm spectacles and teaches the children of New Orleans the finer arts of critical discernment.